tag, you're it

Cindy at Notes in the Key of Life tagged me this morning to complete three of the following sentences, then pass them on to five more people.

"It’s part of a new meme that is travelling through the blogosphere. The idea is if you’re tagged, you need to choose 5 (or more if you like) occupations from the list below and then finish the sentence for each that you’ve chosen.

"You then tag three more people who must do the same. You can add more occupations to the list when you pass it on but you must choose your 5 from the list provided by the person who tagged you. You’re also asked to trackback to the blogger who tagged you if you know how."

Here’s the list:

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a service member…
If I could be a photographer…
If I could be a philanthropist…
If I could be a rap artist…
If I could be a child actor…
If I could be a secret agent…
If I could be a comedian/comedienne…
If I could be a priest…
If I could be a radio announcer…
If I could be a phlebotomist…
If I could be Paris Hilton’s stylist…
If I could be a movie producer…
If I could be the CEO of Microsoft…

If I could be the CEO of Microsoft, I would make sure that all software was compatible with every machine and that operating systems were without flaws and not subject to viruses, and I would do my best to make high quality software at a low cost.

If I could be a movie producer, I would make high quality, creative, entertaining movies that were family friendly in order to prove a movie can be a success without foul language and/or sex.

If I could be a professor, I would teach my students that everything isn’t relative, that some things are black and white, and that there is such a thing as right and wrong, good and evil, truth and lies.

If I could be a lawyer, I would fight injustice, preferring to represent "the little guy" rather than the wealthy.

If I could be a psychologist, I would tell my patients to stop blaming their parents and/or other people who have hurt them and to take responsibility for their own lives and actions (i.e. Get over it! end of session).

I’m tagging Katy, FTM, and Angie.

-rlh-